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Joke of the Day

"How do you pick up a Muslim girl? Piece by piece"

"I had my photo taken with REM yesterday. That's me in the corner."

"Just found out men don't need prostate exams till at least 40. I think my doctor has a lot of explaining to do."

"One fist-bump from a cool black dude is worth 5 years of my parents loving me."

"Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers? Click Turpin"

"I'm starting to think the other moms might not like my nicknames for their kids."

"I was going to tell a Nirvana joke, but... Nevermind."

"Which Vice President was the best at making beats? Algorithm"

"What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped."

"A barman is complaining about all the weird customers he's been getting lately... Then a half naked man walks in with a huge number 19 tattooed on his body. ""There... that's a prime example"""