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Joke of the Day

"Why do people draw sunglasses on the sun? It's like, dude, he's the sun. They make sunglasses because of him."

"Nuff said? No seriously, what did Nuff say?"

"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? I couldn't unscrew your mom."

"Have you heard the rope joke? Skip it."

"Why should you never play poker with a crocodile? You will lose every hand."

"Dating Tips 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Please. I am 36 and live with 2 guinea pigs."

"The Golden Globes are like the Oscars produced by a former Soviet republic."

"How many Unidans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Six: one to screw it in and five to cheer him on loudly while standing in front of other people's bulbs so no one can see them."

"Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you."

"Two antennas met on a roof and got married. The ceremony was okay, but the reception was great."