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Joke of the Day

"Why do people draw sunglasses on the sun? It's like, dude, he's the sun. They make sunglasses because of him."

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"Two drums and a cymbal fall of a cliff... ...ba-dum chhhhhhhhhhh"
"""Officer, what can you tell us about the break in at the bakery today?"" ""Man I've seen all kinds of thieves in my career, but this one takes the cake"""
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"[3 dads circling new neighbor on their bikes] ""im not looking for any trouble"" all three dads in unison: HI NOT LOOKING FOR TROUBLE IM DAD"
"Have you heard about that new therapy they're using in Japan? Soy lattes up the rectum. It's supposed to have amazing health benefits. Enemame."
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