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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a pirate and a pedophile? Arrrrrr Kelly"
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"What's the name of China's new atmosphere-cleanup program? The Desolation of Smog."
"I was told to drink a lot of Perrier My fizzy eau therapist insists on it."
"Drunk dude told me this at a party ""Hey Katy, do you know what your Canadian name is?"" ""Katy A."" (Katy, eh) Maybe you would've had to have been there..."
"What's the difference between Mayweather and a Lotto winner The Lotto winner has to make an effort for his money"
"Why do women love Satan? He's down to Earth."
"When I text someone and they don't text me back, I automatically assume that they fainted from over excitement."
"Being engaged Daddy what does being engaged mean? Son It's like getting a bike for Christmas but not being able to ride it til Easter."
"My cat is out of control! Taming Wild Cats by Claud Face"
"What qualifies as a ""short stack"" of pancakes? I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right? Yes? Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack."