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Joke of the Day
"TIFU...... She rode me like a cow girl."
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"Knock Knock can i get about 3.50?"
"If there is no emoji to express the emotion, does the emotion really exist?"
"[Mugshot photographer] Me: now lets do a silly one"
"If you're not one of the first five boys in the yard, you almost never get a milkshake."
"What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino? 'ell if I know."
"A photon goes to a hotel... He arrives and the clerk says, ""Sir may I take your luggage"" the photon then replies, ""No, I'm traveling light"""
"I was going to do the dishes but they weren't in the mood."
"Giving birth? Passing a gallstone? Monica Seles tennis match? Possible scenarios from sounds emitted from chic on elliptical next to me"
"I have a new word for vibrator ... selfie stick"