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Joke of the Day

"Subway calling their employees sandwich artists must really piss off people who actually paint sandwiches for a living."

"I have a step-stool because I never knew my real stool ^"

"What was the bridge player's political view? No-trump!"

"What do you call a guy who gets drinks for a fat girl in a nightclub? A bartender"

"The twilight of the German poets would be Goethedammerung"

"My friend tells me she's sitting on the board of the local chapter of Rotory Club. I just hope they have good cushions.."

"If I die in a fire, I want my last words on my grave... ... ""I won't die, I'm 70% water!"""

"God hates a coward! ...He ain't to fond of idiots either"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Its a trick question... Feminists cant change shit"

"What kind of computer says ""Hello""? A Dell"