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Joke of the Day

"My friend tells me she's sitting on the board of the local chapter of Rotory Club. I just hope they have good cushions.."

"Nobody under the age of 23 has any recollection of life before the internet. I hope that fact makes you vomit like it did me."

"If a black guy, a Mexican, and a redneck are all in a car together, who's driving? The police."

"I can honestly say that the ""Just Say No!"" approach kept me completely drug free throughout my youth. Whenever I saw a group of kids doing drugs and I asked if I could try some, they just said ""No!"""

"What does a Trumpie say when they see video of Trump saying the N-word? ""I can't believe how racist Shillary is for showing this video."""

"What's the best part about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag's a plus."

"Just spoke to my mom. Unrelated: Anyone want to have unprotected anal?"

"Who is the Sith Lord of fear? Count Spooku"

"My wife and I toss a coin to settle arguments; heads she wins, tails I apologise."

"What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper? ""RAMs a make a dance!"""