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Joke of the Day

"My friend tells me she's sitting on the board of the local chapter of Rotory Club. I just hope they have good cushions.."

"Met my boyfriend on eharmony, also eharmony is the nickname I gave this vending machine, meet my sandwich"

"What is the scientific measurement for moistness? Digits..."

"How come girls always brag about being ""reunited"" with their friends? Quit that shit. You aren't Outkast. You're just two chicks."

"What do Australian terrorists say before attacking? Uluruakbar"

"Whats pink and smells awful? Your mums cunt lol"

"[NSFW] How do you tell if your Billy Idol fan girlfriend has a Three Stooges fetish? In the midnight hour she cried ""Moe! Moe! Moe!"""

"Why do Scots wear kilts? Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."

"What is the fear of prostitutes called? Ho-bia"

"An horse walks into a bar. The customers get up and leave, recognizing the danger that may cause an animal of that size."