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Joke of the Day
"What was the bridge player's political view? No-trump!"
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"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *chokes*"
"Q: What happens when a T-Rex bites you? A: You get a dino-sore."
"What i if told you You the read first line wrong And the second"
"What is the best way to talk to a vampire? By long distance."
"I hate when I'm pooping alone in the house and I hear a noise.. please don't kill me while i'm pooping.."
"What Did Superman Tell Superwoman? Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)"
"Is that your cat? No, she's adopted. Me and my boyfriend, we can't have cats."
"Did I tell you guys about the guy who attempted suicide from the top floor of my building? I thought he was gonna live but that was a different story."