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Joke of the Day
"If I die in a fire, I want my last words on my grave... ... ""I won't die, I'm 70% water!"""
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"no matter what the government says no one can stop you from eating the bugs you find in your garden"
"PATIENT: I bet medical school was pretty tough DR DOG: yeah I remember one time I did my assignment 4 times bc I ate the first 3 copies lol"
"Most people in America seem to always wanna prove that they're right! Left-wingers hate it."
"What do you call someone with a spice garden on Gallifrey? A Thyme Lord."
"whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza gets out of the oven."
"TIFU by pretending to be stabbed by a jihadi."
"What has four hairy legs and sleeps with my sister? My father and I"
"Just because I reported several women to HR for not washing their hands after using the rest room doesn't mean the camera they found is mine"
"Study shows 1 out of 3 people are unfaithful to their partner. I wonder if it's my girlfriend or my wife..."