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Joke of the Day

"God hates a coward! ...He ain't to fond of idiots either"

"Why did the condom go flying through the air? He was pissed off. (It took me an embarrassing amount of time to get this one.)"

"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a python. Oh you can't get round me like that you know."

"Wana hear a Canadian joke? Toronto maple leafs."

"What do you call an average guy who's happy? Fake and gay"

"If a tree falls down, and only a women hears it. What the fuck was a tree doing in the kitchen?"

"Son: ""Dad, can you give me 30 bucks?"" Dad: ""20 bucks? What the hell do you need 10 bucks for?!"""

"Wanna hear a pun about a sausage? It's the Wurst."

"Someone asked me if I used mustache wax. I said no, but it helps to have a runny nose."

"Why does a space rock taste better than an Earth rock? Because it's a little meteor."