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Joke of the Day

"I'm too young to be too old for everything."

"I decided not to have any children. I kid you not."

"HARRY JR: what do you see in the mirror of desire, papa HARRY SR: well if i look closely i see you mowing the lawn this morning like i asked"

"A guy walks into a bar... He says ""ouch!"" and grabs his forehead."

"No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation."

"Like my parents always said, ""you're in the wrong house, you live next door""."

"You never realize what have till its gone........ Toilet paper is a good example of this."

"What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking ""Why"" over and over? ""Because I saw so."""

"What do a woman and a toilet seat have in common? Without a hole in the middle they wouldn't be good for shit. (Wife told me this one)"

"Boy: Our Principal So Stupid Girl:Don't You Know Who i am? Boy: No Girl: I'm The Principal's Daughet. Boy: Do You Know Who i am? Boy: Good (Walks Away)"