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Joke of the Day

"I decided not to have any children. I kid you not."

"How many terrorist jokes are there out there? You'll have to c-4 yourself."

"I was pleased with the first day of The World Cup, and even more pleased that it didn't turn into ""2 Girls, 1 World Cup"" as I had feared."

"The movie ''Finding Nemo'' would've lasted only 5 minutes if his mother would've looked for him."

"A missing Chinese pyromaniac has been located hiding out at a Roman Catholic monastery. He was found praying with friars."

"Whats grosser then gross? Shoving 12 oysters up your grandmothers vagina and sucking out 13."

"Great roll model A kid all confused asked his dad: Dad, dad..What is closer the moon or London? To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here?"

"Ever done it with an attack helicopter? Let me tell you. It's pretty fly."

"What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed clown on a tricycle? Attire"

"Mexican artists were hired to make Donald Trump look more ""authentic"" to the Mexican demographic. So they drew a bunch of penises on his face."