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Joke of the Day
"What is a Jamaicans favorite country to visit? Yeahman"
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"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day Teach him to fish and you get rid of him during weekends."
"In World War 3, which country would retreat first? Iran."
"""911? Help, my house is burning down!"" ""Sir, we're sending the fire brigade right now."" ""I HAVE ENOUGH FIRE I DON'T NEED A BRIGADE OF IT."""
"How does NASA organize their Christmas party? They planet"
"A man has been shot with a starting pistol... The police are pretty sure it's race related."
"When I get in an elevator, before I press a button I look at everyone inside and say... ""Are you ready to take this shit to a whole new level?!"""
"You know who hates unexpected visitors? Osama Bin Ladin"
"Why is the number 8 the only number that goes to heaven? When it dies it becomes immortal. ∞"
"Both of my marriages have been disappointing. My first wife left me and my second one didn't.marr"