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Joke of the Day

"Boy: Our Principal So Stupid Girl:Don't You Know Who i am? Boy: No Girl: I'm The Principal's Daughet. Boy: Do You Know Who i am? Boy: Good (Walks Away)"

"I just bought a 3D kindle. Or a book as it is more commonly known."

"I'm not condescending! Try and count how many times I've been condescending! Exactly; you can't cause you're a dumbass."

"This Status maybe recorded for quality and training purposes"

"Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ? Because they have electric 'eels !"

"A man's ears were exposed to a high frequency sound... He said ""It hertz."""

"What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine, what were you thinking of?"

"The Amazing Spiderman was good but they didn't cover the part in his life where he co-founded Facebook...I assume that will be in the sequel..."

"I'm Italian, but I'm not ""save a princess from a weird dinosaur looking guy, with my brother Luigi"" Italian."

"A Facebook friend just used the same number of exclamation points to say he's eating guacamole as he did to announce the birth of his kid."