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Joke of the Day
"Why are hands so important? You always need them for thumb finger another."
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"Her: Let's each pick one person we can sleep with and the other person can't get mad. Mine is Ryan Gosling. Who's yours? Me: The babysitter"
"CAT HOSPITAL Q: Why did the cat go to the hospital? A: To have a CAT scan done."
"I recently learned that the smell of fresh cut grass is the smell plants give if when under duress, and I like that smell... I guess this makes me a sado-*manicurist*"
"It's Thanksgiving week in the U.S., but all I'm hearing is... ...everyone's Russian to get Turkey."
"A Mexican gets deported."
"What do you call a deer with no eye? GoodMorning! NO IDEAR!"
"What did one orphan say to another? Robin, get in the Batmobile."
"Adult me is pretty pissed that you can't learn to dance perfectly in the span of an 80's montage."
"A new mint flavored contraceptive taken before sex... called Predickamints."