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Joke of the Day
"A new mint flavored contraceptive taken before sex... called Predickamints."
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"What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese."
"My GF's boobs are pretty odd. I sometimes wish she'd just have 2 of them instead of 3."
"Before takeoff our flight attendant asked everyone to turn off their Samsung Galaxy phones You know, the ones with the headphone jack"
"What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi? People from Dubai don't like the Flinstones and people from Abu Dhabi Doo!"
"What do you call a black kid riding a bike????? A thief...."
"Did you hear the bus drivers story? Me neither i was on the back of the bus..."
"Did you know about the guy that invented tampons? He went from rags to riches"
"RIP boiled water You will be mist"
"The Chinese emperor went out on a guys night. It was the man-date of heaven."