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Joke of the Day
"A new mint flavored contraceptive taken before sex... called Predickamints."
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"What's the best part about being an orphan? All your chips and candy bars are family sized."
"Gandalf is the new head coach of the Seattle Seahawks"
"Do you know why there are no jokes about the Jonestown Massacre? The punchline is too long."
"An unemployed guy gets a call from the lady at the Employment agency Lady : I have two openings for you. Guy : I know. The lady hangs up."
"Did you know light travels faster than sound? That's why some people appear bright (until you hear them talk)."
"I just finished a 5 year relationship. Luckily it wasn't mine."
"You know what Schwarzenegger is up to these days? He's an exterminator."
"Always leave the shower curtains open. *things I learned from horrors"
"Women are like draino They will clean you out, but leave you feeling hollow inside"