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Joke of the Day
"What did one orphan say to another? Robin, get in the Batmobile."
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"What's the first sign of AIDS? A pounding sensation in the ass."
"Have you heard the myth about how the internet was created? It's an Allegory."
"Whenever I tell dad jokes he laughs."
"The only thing scarier than getting a call from an unknown number, is when that number doesn't leave a voicemail."
"Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?"
"What do you call an illegal wristwatch trade? A wrist-ky buisness."
"Q: Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide? A: Because it was too cold out tide."
"To all the Moms: ""Happy Mothers Day""! And to all the Dads: ""Happy Sunday.. Mother FuKers""!!"
"Why wasn't Michael Jackson healthy? Artificial colouring."