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Joke of the Day
"What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get? Gwyneth Paltrow's head."
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"What reads and lives in an apple ? A bookworm !"
"If I had a penny for every Donald Trump joke, I would have a small loan of one million dollars"
"A thug holds a gun to a dictionarys head and asks "" final words?"" the dictionary says ""zyzzyva."""
"Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art."
"Strong people don't put others down.. They lift them up and slam them to the ground for maximum damage."
"Ayn Rand, Rand Paul and Paul Ryan walk into a bar. The bartender serves them tainted alcohol because there are no regulations. They die."
"I call my penis Bernie Sanders... ...because it leans far left and stands up for everyone."
"My brother and I both like our women like our coffee... He likes them hot and black. I like them cold and bitter."
"How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff? Tell them it will ""cleanse toxins."""