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Joke of the Day
"My Boss's Name is Richard. I think his last name should be Cranium; because he is a dick head."
Next Joke
"Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM? Because he charges!"
"50 shades of grey broke a lot of box office records for R-rated movies... Well first it tied them, then it beat them."
"Waiter: Can I get you something to drink? Me: just cheese dip Waiter: .... Me: With a straw please"
"What's Santas favorite band? Sleigher."
"Give a man a pizza and he eats for a day Teach a man how to make a pizza and he will work minimum wage"
"Me: Would you remarry if I died? Wife: Yes. Me: What?!? Would you at least WAIT awhile? Wife: Depends. Are you dead because I killed you?"
"Smile is the only curved line that can make everything straight "
"Why do all black people go to heaven? The Son is attracted to black"
"Hillary got 60% of the black's votes in Alabama That's right, not a single vote for Bernie."