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Joke of the Day

"How to decide whether to get A Black PS4 or a White PS4! Well it's really quite simple! It's what you prefer! The Black PS4s run faster however the White PS4s have a better future!"

"A three year old boy in his bath examined his testicles and asked ""Mommy, are these my brains?"" Mom said, ""Not yet, honey."""

"I always wear an athletic cup. It's over-protection in a nut shell."

"Don't even talk to me about how badass you are until you've seen how many ketchup packets i've stolen over the years"

"Pretty ugly Sometimes you're pretty, sometimes you're ugly but most of the time you're pretty ugly."

"So apparently it's rude if somebody asks if you have a light & you tell them they'll have to go to the end of the tunnel to find it..."

"How can you tell if a clock is hungry? It goes back for seconds"

"(Real news) In Florida, a truck filled with $120,000-worth of chocolate was stolen. Police warn the thieves could be armed and PMSing."

"Before emjois i had to end texts to my girlfriends with ""two girls holding hands* heart* kissy face* glass of wine* nail polish* red lips."""

"In all fairness, Trump can't release his tax returns At least not until Putin sends him his W2s."