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Joke of the Day

"The United States has fallen into disrepair, due to a great catastrophe... ...they say it was called: ""The 2016 Presidential Election Season"""

"My Girlfriend is leaving me after learning that I spent our life savings on a penis extension. She said that she could not take it any longer."

"Chuck Norris does not eat honey, he eats bees."

"What fruit worries teenagers the most? A promegranate."

"I was disappointed when it turned out the axe I bought to climb with was useless for the job... it was an anti-climb axe"

"Stevie Wonder has seven kids But I heard he never sees them."

"Three eyes What do you call a pig with three eyes? A piiig What do you call a chimp with three eyes? A chiiimp What do you call a kid with three eyes? Chinese"

"For some mysterious reason, whenever I use a keyboard I always press the wrong keys. I just can't put finger on it."

"My son just told me he's changing his clock to military time so he can stay up later. He is not a smart boy."

"I've heard that students in Death Valley get terrible grades. They never get above C level."