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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lion with a fancy hat? A dandy lion."
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"Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to."
"If a tree falls down in the woods.. If a tree falls down in the woods and nobody's around to react to it, do the Fine Bro's still submit a copyright claim?"
"A magician was driving down a street... then suddenly he turned into a driveway."
"Just because something is meant for kids doesn't mean it won't be amusing for adults. Boobs are a great example."
"I hate jokes that rely on visual imagery. I've had it right up to here with them."
"There are 2 types of people in the world Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."
"My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores me until she needs something."
"Current fitness level: arm is tired from brushing teeth."
"6 year old: Daddy, what if the plane goes down? Me: Don't worry, your mom is with us. She never goes down. 6 year old: What? Me: Want candy?"