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Joke of the Day
"A group of lions is called a pride. A group of my family members is called an embarrassment"
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"I don't mind lesbians, actually. They're still women who won't sleep with me, but at least it's nothing personal."
"My Viagra addiction ..was the hardest time of my life."
"What do you call the guy who envies his friend's gelatin? Jello-us"
"I'm surprised that more people don't become astronauts The amount of space cadets I come across is startling"
"My Grandpa used to tell me ""Eat Every Bean and Pea on your Plate""!"
"Never tell someone that it would work out if ""only they lived closer"". Crazy can change zip codes faster than you can change your identity."
"My online boyfriend loves me so much that once I put my money in his PayPal account he is coming to visit me."
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They go through 50 stories in just a few seconds."
"what fabric softener do Special Ed kids use? Downy"