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Joke of the Day

"What's a Sikh's favourite kind of joke? A Nanak Nanak joke."

"What's the best side of the house to build a deck on? The outside"

"What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese."

"I love Clint Westwood easterns. Especially The Bad, the Good and the Handsome."

"What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas? Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet."

"The leading cause of being cryptic is stuff."

"I decided to sell my vacuum... It was just collecting dust."

"If Kristen Stewart played the daughter in Taken, Liam Neeson would probably just let the bad guys have her."

"I'm here to make a donation. Nun: Blessings, the orphans could use... *Shoving my kid at her- A brother? I'd like a receipt. For my taxes."

"The FAA is reviewing the new Boeing Dreamliner... it might get thrown under the airbus."