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Joke of the Day

"The FAA is reviewing the new Boeing Dreamliner... it might get thrown under the airbus."

"This Facebook is my serious account. The funny one is my bank account."

"What's the stupidest joke you've ever heard?"

"*on the karaoke mic* ""I normally don't sing outside the shower so I hope you guys don't mind if I do this naked"""

"What is the difference between a Siberian husky and an Alaskan husky? About 1500 miles."

"Why do gay barbecues suck? Because the hotdogs taste like shit."

"What do you call an Irish milkshake? Mashed potatoes..."

"This subreddit has terrible puns on pretty much every subject. In particular, it has puns about the Scottish."

"If you eat a block of cheese and do a lunge, it should balance out, right? Actually, it was less lunge, more trip, but still."

"What's black and doesn't work? Decaffeinated coffee"