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Joke of the Day
"I love Clint Westwood easterns. Especially The Bad, the Good and the Handsome."
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"Gandalf chuckled to himself as the boat left shore. ""I just noticed,"" he whispered, ""your name sounds like Dildo"" #LastLinesFromGreatBooks"
"[Warning: Nerdy] Two self driving cars lost control on the freeway and crashed, killing 4. Experts say it was caused by a race condition."
"Why would you want to be part of the problem when you can be the entire problem?"
"Follow your dreams. Search through your dreams mail. Show up drunk on your dreams doorstep. Kidnap your dreams. Never let your dreams go."
"Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce? Because they grew a part."
"What did the bolt say to the nut? ""Washer? I don't even know 'er!"""
"A very drunk man walks into a bar He yells: two large beers and a packet of crisps please! Lady: sir, this is a library. Man, whispering: two large beers and a packet of crisps please!"
"If Jesus really loved me he would have died and resurrected himself a few more times to give me some extra public holidays."
"Bakers trade bread recipes... on a knead-to-know basis."