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Joke of the Day
"What sucks about being an egg? You get laid once, and it's by your mom."
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"""Newt Gingrich"" sounds like the name of a villain that JK Rowling made up."
"My girlfriend dumped me for making too much Game of Thrones references. What a shame *ding-a-ling*"
"We waste our entire youth to obtain wealth and later on our entire wealth to obtain youth."
"A mushroom goes into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, 'We don't serve your kind here."" The mushroom says, ""Why not? I'm a fungi."""
"An Irish man walks out of a bar. Hey, it could happen."
"What kind of apes can you find swinging on vines? GrApes"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beppe ! Beppe who ? Beppe Le Pew !"
"A teacher and the students Teacher: What does the chicken give you? Students: eggs! Teacher: What does the pig give you? Students: bacon! Teacher: What does the cow give you? Students: homework!"
"What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal? Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side."