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Joke of the Day
"If there was a black character in the game of Clue... The game would be called ""Solved."""
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"""What's life like in North Korea?"" ""Oh, I can't complain."""
"""When I hand-write an entire page it looks like I've had a stroke by paragraph two."""
"All my friends clubbed together and got me a sweater I would've preferred a moaner or a screamer, but you can't have it all"
"Before you send that mass ""Merry Christmas!"" text don't."
"I told a miscarriage joke to my mate yesterday but I couldn't deliver it right."
"How is a 9 Volt Battery similar to an Anus? You know you shouldn't, but eventually you're gunna lick it."
"What's the smelliest type of pencil? A #2 pencil"
"You can remove a book's appendix without any problem. But spinal damage is usually fatal."
"Just remembered this one I made a few years ago How are the Mafia and the Amish similar? They both don't like wires"