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Joke of the Day

"I had a colonoscopy done the other day and I think it went really well... As I was walking out I overheard the nurses talking about me and I could hear one saying ""What an asshole!"""

"Stevie Wonder was once asked if there could be anything worse then being blind. To which he replied ""Well... I could have been black""."

"I was going to write up a guide on how to reserve yourself a spot on the front page of Reddit... ...but it's really not my place to say!"

"What noise does a Hebrew train make? Jew jew!"

"Just found out I was dating a commie Guess I should've noticed the red flags earlier"

"Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging? Because X was always 10"

"Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems."

"The lord said unto John, ""Come forth and receive eternal life,"" but john came fifth and won a toaster."

"Why should you always invite Amish people to a party? They know how to raise the roof."

"What happened to the Asian man that walked into a wall with an erection? He broke his glasses."