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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a dirty joke? Mike rolled around in the mud. Wanna hear a clean joke? Mike took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a sexy joke? Bubbles is the girl next door."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent."

"Curiosity killed the cat... Why the hell was she on Mars?"

"Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him? It only takes one nail to put him on a wall."

"College hot dogs What do uou call a hot dog in college? A FRATwurst! Hahahahahaha"

"What's it called when Batman doesn't go to church? Christian BALE!"

"My brother is the worst seller ever. He was trying to sell me a Vacuum Cleaner but the only thing that he kept saying was ""it sucks""."

"What do you call a coi fish that can't swim? A decoi"

"Do You Like Hardee's? Then you're gonna love how Hardee's nuts hit your face."

"You call comcast and end up speaking to apu in India, how do your problems get fixed? When they transfer you to steve."