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Joke of the Day
"Do You Like Hardee's? Then you're gonna love how Hardee's nuts hit your face."
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"I like my women like I like my wemoweh a wemoweh a wemoweh a wemoweh IN THE JUNGLE THE MIGHTY JUNGLE THE LION SLEEPS TONIIIIIIIIGHT"
"If donald trump marries donald duck ,What will they name their child? Donald Dump"
"Guys, I don't think we should drink so much yesterday."
"What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch? Namaste."
"2Pac - Lyric King, Eazy - Gangsta King, Biggie: Flow King Dre: Beat King Eminem: Rhyme King, Lil Wayne & Jay - Z - ..... Burger King"
"I don't know about you, but I could really go for a punch in your face right now."
"Lost an electron Really gotta keep an ion them."
"As long as the stupid phrase ""interracial relationship"" exists, I'm going to refer to same race ones as a ""color-coordinated relationship."""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aries ! Aries who ? Aries a reason why I talk this way !"