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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent."
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"I'm the master at playing 'The floor is lava' *Lies on the couch*"
"GOP Debate Donald Trump has a big dick. Donald Trump implied that Marco Rubio had a tiny penis Ted Cruz ate a booger THE ARISTOCRATS!!!"
"Why people hate the devil? Why do people hate the devil if he gives everyone a warm welcome?"
"That you don't tell the answer before you ask the question. What is the most important thing to remember when telling a joke?"
"I told my date I'd treat her like a deity. At the end she'd get nailed."
"What's the best thing about a penis? Think long and hard before you answer this one."
"An apple a day... Keeps the non-binary away"
"Racist joke,(answer this BEFORE you click) What do you call a black man flying a plane? No!!! A pilot! A fucking pilot! You racist bastard!"
"If a girl asks if you think she's fat, say yes. She'll value your honesty. Day 47: I didn't even know we had a basement. Help. You can only regurgitate food and water for so long."