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Joke of the Day

"Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him? It only takes one nail to put him on a wall."

"I have decided to leave my past behind me.. so If I owe you money..I'm sorry. but I've moved on."

"What do you call a shirt you hate? *Cloathed*"

"What is Jojo's Favorite Pokemon Game? Pokemon ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS"

"I'm an antisocial-psychic. I can see ahead of time that I won't want to talk to you."

"I saw a giraffe with a short neck It was sad, or a deer"

"John Travolta looks like the type of guy that would leave his toupee in a truck stop urinal for hours and then wear it to a musical."

"I might care more about Twilight if Count Chocula was in it."

"There's a lot of hate against Neo-Nazi groups... But you must agree with them that Hitler was right"

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Tied up in a burlap sack and dragged through the mountains."