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Joke of the Day
"What's Hitler's favourite cany? Nazipan"
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"Why was Tigger always filthy? Because he was playing with Pooh."
"What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants? They took my hijab!"
"Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed? They pushed two twins together and made a king."
"2yo's favorite cartoon is teaching him about centrifugal force. When I was little, my favorite cartoon taught me never to order from Acme."
"My son touched my leg & said ""so soft!"" Then he asked for his IPad back & I gave it to him. Girls aren't exactly rocket science, guys."
"Chris Brown was the director of what film? Sucker Punch"
"Lawyers aren't all bad.. 98% of lawyers make the other 2% look bad"
"Mathematically speaking.. The average person is mean. :-)"
"Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected."