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Joke of the Day

"Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed? They pushed two twins together and made a king."

"How does a guy with five dicks wear his pants? Like a glove"

"We go to college to get a good job to buy an expensive tv to watch truck drivers on the discovery channel."

"If I had a talking shark for a sidekick, I'd probably get into more deep sea shenanigans."

"I bought a lot of frozen pizza yesterday and now it's all in vain the beach weather is over."

"Did you hear about the baker who became a fisherman? He's reeling in the dough!"

"Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol? Because they don't like to drink and derive."

"""My grammar is terrible,"" I said untruthfully, as I lied on the bed."

"What do you call a dinosaur that rapes? A sexual predator."

"What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist? The vest actually does something when it's triggered."