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Joke of the Day

"My son touched my leg & said ""so soft!"" Then he asked for his IPad back & I gave it to him. Girls aren't exactly rocket science, guys."

"Not only was my brother not mad when I backed into his Porsche, he even invited me camping and said to bring a shovel. Whew!"

"Reddit, here's a tasteless joke I recently heard from a bum who goes by the name, ""Joke Man"" What do you call two gay guys named Bob? Oral Roberts!"

"I failed my spelling test I got an F for f-ort."

"what do you call a fake noodle an impasta"

"How do Muslims like their food served? Allah Carte"

"Why didn't anyone like the bread store owner? He was pretty loafsome"

"Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs? A: By their names."

"What sound does and alcohlic train make? Chug chug chug chug chug chug... I'll show myself out."

"Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable? Because it's all heart. "