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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a residential area for horse lovers? A neighbourhood."
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"What did Pinocchio say to his girlfriend Sit on my face and I'll tell you some lies."
"What's the difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and an epileptic corn-husker? One of them has the fits while shucking."
"FIREMAN: this blaze is out of control ME: sometimes you gotta fight fire with fire F: what? No M: *already brandishing a flamethrower*"
"A Freddie Mercury Joke If you had sex with Freddie Mercury and got AIDS, would that be considered Mercury poisoning?"
"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Too many Cheetahs."
"My wife was diagnosed with multiple personality disorder... And, just my luck, not one of them likes sucking cock."
"A stitch in time... Would confuse Einstein"
"How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost? They'll hold a Beyonceance."
"Aggressiveness is in the eye of the beholder. Until he punches you in the face. Then aggressiveness is inbetween the eyes of the beholder."