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Joke of the Day
"A stitch in time... Would confuse Einstein"
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"What do pizzas and blow jobs have in common... Even when there a bit shit, there still pretty fucking good."
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"Women's rights."
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"How does every black joke start? By looking over your shoulder!"
"a sort algorithm walks into a bar he orders anything"
"A marching band passed by this morning, shouting ""Make America Great Again!"" Must be some Donald Trumpeters."
"I think I might have a shower. *checks* Yes, I have a shower."