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Joke of the Day

"Excuse me, Santa, but I still haven't received the first ""ho"" you promised me."

"I got head from a blind woman She didn't see it coming!"

"Dear automatic flushing toilet, I appreciate the enthusiasm... but I wasn't finished.."

"I'm thinking of opening a Christian sex shop. I'm going to call it, Condemnation."

"I like my coffee how I like my women Thrown into a burlap sack and transported illegally across Central America"

"If Batman and Catwoman had a kid it would be called Batcat; or the more unfortunate ManWoman."

"Your call is very important to us. So please enjoy this 40 minute flute solo."

"What do you call a reptile that's good with directions? A Navigator"

"You Tolkien to me?!"" - Hobbit de Niro."

"How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it."