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Joke of the Day
"You Tolkien to me?!"" - Hobbit de Niro."
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"I just bought myself a can of Lynx Africa. I always wondered what AIDS, famine and civil war smelt like."
"One of the main goals for Republicans is to close our Borders. Well, mission accomplished. I hear they're going after Books-A-Million next."
"Just bought a copy of a talking holy book An Audibible."
"Why did the geologist get divorced? He took his wife for granite."
"What's a fat kids favourite instrument? The dinner bell"
"Woman bus drivers When I see a woman driving a bus I smile and think about how far we as a society have come in equality. And then I wait for the next bus..."
"What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships? Tequila never goes bad"
"Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy"
"What do you call a dog that doesn't eat meat? A vegiterrier!"