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Joke of the Day
"People and airplanes Be nice to fat people, they're human too. Human Boeings!"
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"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea told it not to."
"Whats's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? 16, one to change the bulb, and 15 to form a support group."
"Bae: come over. Me: Can't. I've to finish posting this joke. Bae: My parents aren't home."
"*robs craft store with hot glue gun*"
"Two crossed eyed guys bump into each other in the street... One says, ""why don't you look where you're goin"" and the other says ""why don't you go where you're lookin!"""
"What do dads never forget to include in their ""dad"" jokes? PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave."
"what do Little Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common? Kurds in the way"
"Damn girl are you a cougar? No, I am a feminist, sexual harassment lawyer with a microphone hidden under my blouse."