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Joke of the Day
"So I got my blood test results back... apparently I did good, got an A+"
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"Have you heard about the Occupy - Treasury movement? Finally, an occupy movement that makes cents."
"Bae: come over. Me: I'm doing the podcast. Bae: come over. Me: nah, I'm doin the podcast. Bae: my parents are out. Me: they can download it."
"My LOTR joke If Gimli's father was evil, would he be called Gloin the Dark?"
"I'm sure I have annoying habits as well but lately my wife is doing this thing where she ages."
"What did one crab say to the other? ""Damn this bitch is nasty!"""
"I, Ceasar, when I heard of the name... I, Ceasar, when I heard of the name Of Cleopatra, I straightaway laid claim. Ahead of my legions, she conquered my regions, I saw, I conquered, I came."
"Why don't you transport onions by boat? You don' want your boat to be full of leeks."
"Chef's favorite personal dish? Stroganoff"
"Did you hear about the dyslexic racist? He hated gingers."