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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Caitlyn Jenner and two kids playing catch at the park? I actually give a shit if the kids lose their balls."

"So I was at the club They played crank that, and I did the Superman. They played the Cupid shuffle, so I did the Cupid shuffle. They played Come on Eileen, and I got kicked out of the club."

"Directions to take a 1000 mile journey Step 1"

"For every male action, there is a female overreaction..."

"I have a phobia of circles and working But no worries I'm working around it"

"How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you? Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!"

"Life hack Use your seat belt buckle to open your beer while driving"

"40 days after Christmas Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her for Christmas and it's still printing."

"My neighbor told me he childproofed his house. And the very next day his wife came home with a newborn. Worst. Childproofer. Ever."

"Damn apple just donated a bunch of ipads to kids in africa The only app on it was ''Where's my water''"