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Joke of the Day

"So I was at the club They played crank that, and I did the Superman. They played the Cupid shuffle, so I did the Cupid shuffle. They played Come on Eileen, and I got kicked out of the club."

"Why should you never give Elsa a balloon? She'll let it go!"

"If two vegetarians are fighting, is it still considered beef?"

"OJ's son must have been the murderer.... ... because when he went to OJ that night to borrow his car keys, OJ said, ""..go aXe your mother"""

"When you call shotgun, but the police put you in the back-seat anyway."

"If I got a dollar every time somebody called me a racist Black people would rob me"

"I used to be a people person, but apparently collecting people in your basement is frowned upon."

"Sound is slower than light... That's why some people appear to be smart before they open their mouth"

"Don't go to the bathroom outside that shit's illegal"

"Music is like people, the black notes are the fastest"