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Joke of the Day
"I have a phobia of circles and working But no worries I'm working around it"
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"Me: k well my phones gonna die so I'll ttyl Mom: But ur office is a landline? Me: oh...so it is....K well the building is on fire, sooo ttyl"
"What happens when you spike Hawaiian Punch? It gets a lil' kick. :)"
"What does a Gorilla learn first in school? The Apey-cees!"
"Knock, knock. Who's there?"
"Me: Excuse me sir, can you please forward my X-ray and breast exam results to my doctor Airport security:..."
"As a straight male, there has always been something about the gay community that blows my mind. They give the best fucking head!"
"Star Wars Episode 7? What's next, Star Wars Episode 8???"
"Why did the Mexican throw his wife into the river? Tequila"
"I used to play checkers with my dad but he would always beat me. Probably because I would always win at checkers."