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Joke of the Day
"How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs? Indeterminate"
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"Therapist: Are you a man or a mouse? Mickey: Quite frankly, I was hoping you could tell me."
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"Teacher: R-O-X does spell rocks? Pupil: What does it spell then !"
"When I first met my wife I asked her if she smokes after sex She got quiet for a second then said,"" I don't know, I've never checked ""."
"What did the organic chemist use tinder for? Carbon dating."
"""I got 15 years for leaving my wife.."" ""How'd you leave her?"" ""Dead by the side of the road..."""
"What's better than roses on a piano? tulips on an organ!"
"Did you hear about the little boy who was named after his father ? They called him Dad !"
"When my girlfriend got pregnant, everything changed My name, my address, my phone number"