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Joke of the Day
"Recently started growing a beard and my wife asked how I liked it so far. ""It's growing on me."""
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"What's the current number one song in Russia? Crimea river"
"We had an assignment on terrorists in school once. I bombed it of course"
"Congrats, you've been selected for the job Me: Whats the salary? 10k now and will increase to 25k later Me: Ok then, I will come later"
"Why did the French chef kill himself? He lost the huile d'olive."
"Why'd the British man cross the ocean? Freedom."
"I went to an AA meeting I met a lot of batteries"
"What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air? Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)"
"Doc, I've got a problem. Every morning at 8 sharp I poop. Doc: ""How is that a problem?"" Me: ""I wake up at 9."""
"Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World? Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies."