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Joke of the Day

"I greet all my daughter's boyfriends with, ""I used to molest guys like you in prison."""

"What do you call Batman who skips Church? Christian *Bale*"

"Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"When I'm in a conference room all by myself I like to pretend I'm having a very important meeting with chairs about chair shit."

"Swimming ""Hey, is that ur Kid in the swimming pool?"" 'No, my kid can't swim'"

"I visited a dyslexic Christian clairvoyant today... She read my Psalm"

"My wife was in jail, so I decided to go for the conjugal visit, which caused her parents to start freaking out... Best game of Monopoly ever!"

"what did Freud say about an algebraic equation? What you do to one side, you must also do to your mother"

"What does the MacBook have in common with Donald Trump? I would tell you.... But I don't compare apples to oranges."

"A nazi walks into a juice store and asks for some juice The owner says, sorry, we got no juice"