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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two lesbians on a canoe? Fur Traders"
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"Why can't you see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it."
"How can you spot a Jewish Pedofile? He's the guy in the creepy van rolling up to kids and asking ""Hey kids, you want to buy some candy?"""
"What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings? I'm sari."
"If you say ""That reminds me of a good story,"" I automatically think ""This story's gonna suck."""
"If Tumblr was edible It would have alot of trans fat"
"What do you call when a blonde dyes her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence"
"If Christians made a movie about church attendance, what would they call it? Exodus"
"What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military? Yes, but you won't see it any time soon."
"Politics have really just become an emotional beauty pageant But you know... Women's Rights"