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Joke of the Day

"Lee was born without legs, but he was incredibly determined to finish the triathlon. Slow Lee but sure Lee."

"What's Steve Irwin's least favorite movie? *Ray* (Sorry... Too soon)"

"Apple scraps a new product... I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's-oriented IPod after realizing that ""ITouch Kids"" is not a good product name."

"This year I'm going to put the mistletoe in my back pocket, so people I hate can kiss my ass."

"Did you hear about the suicidal comedian? He fell flat."

"Large tsunami hits Mexico - 300k were killed... ...Canada sends money, Brazilia sends food, USA sends 300k mexicans."

"Texts friend: sorry, I'm running late. Friend: no problem, let me know when you're on your way. [ 6 weeks later] Ok I've left."

"The thing about good music is.. ...its technically sound."

"Hahaha you're killing me. ~Me to this cigarette."

"I was going to buy my friend a bottle of water for Christmas. And then I realized, that would be tasteless."