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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dissection performed by drunks? An Autipsy."

"We have a local weatherman who often forecasts ""changeable skies."" He makes a lot of money to make that call."

"Why is depressed clothing so convenient? It hangs itself"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? It was actually a double cross. He had to cross the road in order to gain the trust of the other side."

"I'll stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers."

"Waiter your tie is in my soup! That's all right sir it's not shrinkable."

"When someone says ""We can still be friends"" after a break up it's like saying...""The dog died but can we still keep it?"""

"For someone who said ""Correct me if I'm wrong..."" you seemed genuinely surprised and upset when I did."

"What do you call a spoiled girl blogging about her 1st world problems? A feminist."

"What's Pamela Andersons favorite soda? Hepsi!"